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Friday’s Funnies…

In Uncategorized on October 9, 2009 at 2:59 pm

A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.

A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. –

(Milton Berle)

A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

A bird in the hand is dead.

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Keep on smiling…

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